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Why are there so many short kids at art school?
Simon's really tall.
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Why are my buttcheeks so hairy?
To soften the pitch of your farts.
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Are you asian?
Are you a freshman?
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Why are all the good guys taken?
Where are you looking? Are you just looking at your friends' smooch buddies? There could be someone here you've never met. But frankly, do school. Don't let this kind of stuff bring you down and distract you from why you are really here. Also, choosing to put this stuff in the back of your brain could leave more room for you to be successful and laid back. Then while you're having fun being you, you might run in to someone you didn't even see coming.
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How can I cure my insomnia?
Physical exercise during the day will help to tire you out. Run around and look at shit. I try to not hang out on the computer if i'm trying to fall asleep, reading is better. Sleeping pills are alright but you need to allow eight hours for sleep. You also need to kick your own ass in the morning to make sure you don't sleep in.
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Where do baby carrots come from?
As user 'Beebs' really laid out for everyone on answers.yahoo.com ...
"Baby carrots are NOT little carrots-they are polished from larger carrots that have flaws that would make them less appealing. The "ugly" larger carrots are culled from the better ones, then they go through a machine that grinds them down to the equal size and shape. I grow many variteties of carrots, and can assure you that there is no type of carrot that grows this way. They are simply "polished down" versions of regular carrots. There are small types of carrot, such as pencil carrots (looks just like a pencil), but there are none that grow as "baby" carrots. Notice the lack of stem end, and the fact that both ends are equally rounded."
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Thanks for all the preguntas!!!!!!
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